With the summer fast approaching, engineers have shifted from failing to appeal to women at Blues Pub to failing to appeal to employers at job fairs. Yet, in both cases, these engineers are willing to do anything, unless it requires being a respectable human being, to get what they want.
On Thursday, the Instagram page @spottedmcgill aired one of these engineers’ sex-deprived confessions related to their internship search, “I had pirate kink sex with an employer at the recent civ-eng job fair. Our safe phrase was 'Captain, quit pegging me arsehole, arr!'”
Given the regularity of pegging/kink-related confessions on the page, only a few commenters responded to this confession. They did so by tagging the person who appears to be the receiver of the pegging, @piratepegging. The comments read: “@piratepegging loves his seamen,” “@piratepegging how’s ye poopdeck after them cannonballs”, and “@piratepegging how many doubloons ye charge for that peg weiner?”
@piratepegging is thought to be owned by an executive of the Civil Engineering Undergraduate Society who was heard during a meeting saying both “I’d do anything for an internship” and “Yarr, I need me a peg in me arse”. The CEUS commented on the confession saying that the rumours must be “totally unrelated” as their execs are too busy studying cement to handle “a wooden peg up their arse from the outreach coordinator at Kiewit while they’re both dressed up as Captain Hook.”