After his first stand-up gig got him kicked out from frosh, Johann swore off comedy, until Wade convinced him to share his madness with the world through the Faucet. Johann is also the Editor-in-Chief of On the Table Magazine, as he loves to cook. Furthermore, he is the VP of Inter-University affairs at MUPSS, to pad out his CV. Johann’s articles are easily recognizable for his annoyingly overly verbose run-on sentences bespeckled with quips at whichever group last slighted him.
Underpaid and overworked, Milton is responsible for realizing in html, css, and JavaScript, every fleeting whim and malformed half-idea that forever flows from the mind of Wade Radmore.
Wade is a satirist by birth, being the second-born of a set of twins, his parents always referred to him as an “accident”. With bureaucracy in his blood, he is the glorious leader of the Plumber’s Faucet, Philosophy Students’ Association, and McGill Students’ Discussion Collective. As Editor-in-Chief of the Faucet, Wade hopes to bring the Faucet back to its former prominence, while also ensuring the Faucet is palatable to the tastes of the modern age.
Alan is just an all around “ok” guy without anything too special going on. He likes the outdoors but is very allergic to cats. In his off time, he’d prefer not to say what he does. He does not actually remember writing for the Faucet, but just occasionally blacks out to wake up and to find articles that have been written in Catalonian, which he then has to translate and turn in. You can follow him on Myspace, AOL Messenger, Maple Story, or Vine.
Naturally condescending and lactose-free, Kazuto's job is to keep the scribbles inside the A4 pages. You can find me doom-scrolling in toilet booths to soothe my mid-term-induced anxiety attacks. I may or may not write about the insignificant discomforts in life.
Alex is an introverted engineer who decided to join the Plumber’s Faucet as Socials Coordinator. I’m not sure who decided that was a good idea, but we’ve been managing the situation accordingly. Alex likes writing about things that don’t interest him and the differences between apples and oranges. If you’d like to hang out with him, you can find him in a hole behind Trottier.